Do Or Do Not, There is no TRY. 
   -- Yoda, Star Wars

The Problem is CHOICE
  -- Neo, Matrix Reloaded

Free Your Mind
  -- Morpheous, The Matrix


With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility!
  -- SpiderMan


Don't Panic
  -- The HitchHacker guide to galaxy.

If you can't understand it, you can't use it.
   -- Unknown

Poetry is when you make new things familier and familier things new
   -- Unknown

Sky is the limit...the lower limit.

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
  -- Ronald Reagan

Just funny practical quotes:
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It matters not whether you win or lose;
what matters is whether I win or lose.


A Committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, 
but as a group decide that nothing can be done.

If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out

To be or not to be, that are the roots of the equation x^2 = 4*b^2



One liner jokes
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khuda ke ghar se kuchh gadhe faraar ho gaye... kuchh toh
pakade gaye, kuchh mere yaar ho gaye...

Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?

Home is where the television is.


Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.


Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody
 is looking.


The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an approaching
 train.



Everyone should have a spouse, because there are a number of things
 that go wrong that one can't blame on the government.

There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and
 the right side.

An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes
 it sound confusing